Friday, August 21, 2009

A blonde teenager Joke

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
His wife overhearing their conversation said to him..."Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house? He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it? The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting 
to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately.."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed her a $10.00 tip.
Thank you!! she said, "And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Love Interactive Message System

Love Interactive Message System

01 = To continue
02 = I love u
03 = U're funny
04 = U're cool
05 = I don't really care for ur personality
06 = U're good looking
07 = U are my best friend
08 = I hate u
09 = U're boring
10 = U r the most trustable person I have ever met
11 = U have an awesome personality
12 = U r different from others
13 = I want to be ur best friend
14 = I want to go out with u
15 = I'm looking for a relationship with u
16 = Be with me always
17 = U're cute
18 = I don’t know u well enough
19 = I want u in my life as a good adviser
20 = I can forgive u (say 4 wat)
21 = No1 can ever replace ur place in my heart
22 = Being ur friend is really great
23 = U never change
24 = U silly as hell


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Monday, August 17, 2009

Lovely pictures of Yercaud

Thanks to Dr.Vijay ( Salem ).

Enjoy!

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Regards
Vijayashankar